Price reduction due to extensive blood damage...wait, what?

"Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany) 03/22/2015 at 23:47 • Filed to: None

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http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/ca…

This is classic ad copy right here.

Dusty Ventures > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/22/2015 at 23:57

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Hmmmmm...

The carpet under and behind the driver's seat does have some rather suspicious discoloration

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:01

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Someone got to swim with the fishes.

Rainbow > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:04

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Yo momma's so fat, she uses a Cadillac for a tampon.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:04

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The fact that $9900 is the post price reduction is kinda concerning.

I dont care how few miles are on it, it wouldnt be worth that to me even if it didnt have "extensive blood damage"

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Rainbow 03/23/2015 at 00:13

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and she's got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Steve in Manhattan > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:14

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If I recall correctly, this car was never anything special ... it was a stretched Nova chassis? Can't recall. And if it's a crime scene - 900 bucks tops.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Steve in Manhattan 03/23/2015 at 00:18

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You gotta read the ad. Makes it all worth while.

Jonee > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:29

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Uhhhhhh. That is the creepiest ad I've ever seen. It's the "subsequent to ad composition" part that makes it. Yeesh. Regardless, that car ain't worth no 10 grand. Unless maybe it was someone notable that met their demise in there.

Jonee > Steve in Manhattan 03/23/2015 at 00:29

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But, WHOSE crime scene is it?

Steve in Manhattan > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 00:36

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OK - read it instead of skimmed it. Clearly we should all start a Kickstarter to buy this piece of automotive art. I mean ... Elegante? It is a guaranteed investment!

Steve in Manhattan > Jonee 03/23/2015 at 00:38

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Now if a Corleone was killed in it, I might make an offer.

Jonee > Steve in Manhattan 03/23/2015 at 01:10

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One they couldn't refuse, I assume.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 02:32

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My first thoughts.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 03/23/2015 at 08:57

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You took the words.. err.. pictures, right out of my mouth.. my thoughts went instantly to Goodfellas..

Btw - am I the only one that saw.. Guadelajara? .. as in.. Mexico??

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 03/23/2015 at 08:57

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"MORRIES BEEN GONE ALL NIGHT!!"

Your boy, BJR > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 03/23/2015 at 10:02

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Your boy, BJR > Jonee 03/23/2015 at 10:11

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these cars are valued at $8k-$15k, so....yeah that's a fair price.

Jonee > Your boy, BJR 03/23/2015 at 12:26

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Who the hell is valuing old Sevilles that high? I could buy half a dozen of them for $8-15K here in Southern California.

Your boy, BJR > Jonee 03/23/2015 at 13:26

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I'm going by automobile's collectible classic feature.

most people selling them? They want even more

Look em up on Hemmings, auto trader classic, et. all- $13k-$20k

Jonee > Your boy, BJR 03/23/2015 at 13:36

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Crazy. I guess if it's mint, maaaaybe 13K, but you see a lot of quite decent ones under 5 grand.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/493636…

Here's one in super shape for 7500

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/4938623404…

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Jonee 03/23/2015 at 18:14

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I have to admit to being a 1st gen Seville junkie. The hot model is a 78-79 version with 4 wheel discs and the steel top. The used the landau top to cover up the seam where they welded the top together from two separate stampings. It's a late 70s Nova for the most part. Drop in a decent small block and a 4speed auto and you got a nice sleeper/cruiser.